Fuck YAnkees won. Need this game.
I hope having Hanley PH works out better than I think it's going to,
It's a mere moment in a man's life between the All-Star game and the Old Timer's game.
-Vin Scully
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed up to the sun
'Til we found a sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine
Clock struck midnight for Fister.
I want to say right now that Boy, I hate this Orioles team, almost as much as I hate the Yankees. I'd probably hate the O's more were it not for the tradition of Yankee hating. I hate that Fuckin Showalter just for being a general douche and I hate fucking cheap-shot Machado even more. I'll be a lot older than I am now before I believe his slide into Pedey wasn't intentional.... and how many games has not having Pedey cost us????
It's a mere moment in a man's life between the All-Star game and the Old Timer's game.
-Vin Scully
Umpires continue to ruin baseball games with terrible strike calls.