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    Re: Oh my! Oral sex has soo many benefits!

    Quote Originally Posted by Thumper;343136;
    No. Dear God no. Not now. Not ever. Jesus fucking Christ on a stick... No.
    Can you at least hold the video camera?
    "Every year, the infielders move a step back because you have lost some speed, and the outfielders move in a step because you have lost some of your power. When they can shake hands, you're finished."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Youk Of The Nation;343139;
    Gom is just happy to learn that his mom will never develop breast cancer.
    My mother died of breast cancer, asshole.
    "Every year, the infielders move a step back because you have lost some speed, and the outfielders move in a step because you have lost some of your power. When they can shake hands, you're finished."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gom;343141;
    My mother died of breast cancer, asshole.
    Oh.

    Sorry, man...it's just kind of a standard 'mom joke' reaction from my generation...you know if I had known I wouldn't have said anything...especially considering I know how it feels to lose someone.

    Sorry.
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    Yea got hand it to the Sox, they just could not go queitly into the night. Well, they are just post-poning the inevitable.
    - From the 2004 ALCS Game 4 Gamethread. A reminder that no game is over until the final out is recorded, and things will always get better. Misspellings unchanged as a reminder that Yankees fans are just terrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gom;343140;
    Can you at least hold the video camera?
    I'll assemble a tripod for you, give you a remote. And I'm leaving.
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    Gom can't handle a remote at the same time stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thumper;343143;
    I'll assemble a tripod for you, give you a remote. And I'm leaving.
    I actually feel sorry for you. If you watch porn, this would be the real thing.

    Yung 'uns....what can you say?
    "Every year, the infielders move a step back because you have lost some speed, and the outfielders move in a step because you have lost some of your power. When they can shake hands, you're finished."

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    Re: Oh my! Oral sex has soo many benefits!

    This e-romance shit has got to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheKilo;343193;
    This e-romance shit has got to go.
    This will be....an everlasting love....
    "Every year, the infielders move a step back because you have lost some speed, and the outfielders move in a step because you have lost some of your power. When they can shake hands, you're finished."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gom;343190;
    I actually feel sorry for you. If you watch porn, this would be the real thing.

    Yung 'uns....what can you say?
    There's a fine line between porn... and you.

    And Kilo, Gom's e-love is stronger than any restraining order.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheKilo;343193;
    This e-romance shit has got to go.
    We need more "lolwuts".

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    lol i'll tell you wut

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    Is that Hank Hill's face photoshopped onto the lolwut pear?

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    yes

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    Re: Oh my! Oral sex has soo many benefits!

    Makes me wonder what this has done for Yeszir's breasts.

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