When you’re hiking with your kid and you wind up at a nude beach....
Vacation goals.
When you’re hiking with your kid and you wind up at a nude beach....
Vacation goals.
Originally Posted by moonslav59
Not for the kid.
He didn’t notice all the floppiness. If he noticed, he didn’t care.
Just asked him.
“I saw a lot of people’s penises. I got close to a butt... They are just bodies... There was one guy walking towards me with his penis flapping around.”
LOL
He said he didn’t care and would go hiking there again.
Ask me about the time that my parents entered me in the YMCA summer camp. I learned to swim there. They had one test who could hold their breathe the longest, on kid was down there so long they snached him out, and he was like, I was still holding my breath when they pulled him out. He didn't need to be rescued.
Well. Back in the 80's, apparently at the YMCA had a bit diffent attitude than what you would imagine today. Someone, scheduled kids swimming lessons just before Mens free swim back the year I was there.
They had three diving boards, two small ones, one massive one in the middle. During Kids YMCA session one day we were at the far end of diving boards at the the olympic sized pool. Learning how to float or something.
Well, some dude that must have reading his watch wrong or something, must have entered the pool thinking it was free Mens swin houw and got on top of one of those smaller diving boards and started to jumping in preparation for a dive. And, he was buck naked and junk was bouncing and little boys and girls and counselers were screaming.............
That may seem kind of nutz, but I'm pretty sure every summer off when I was a kid had a few of those strange kind of events going on. And I'm guessing if you weren't a shut in as a kid, you had events like that too.
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed up to the sun
'Til we found a sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine
I need to finish this with, I'm gay now.
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed up to the sun
'Til we found a sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine
Just kidding.
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed up to the sun
'Til we found a sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine
Growing up, most camps and gyms had group showers anyway. I’m sure a lot of us have seen far too many old naked dudes in our time.
No mention of the nude ladies?
Everyone loves elephants no matter how far away they are. They are fun and funny.
A clam needs further examination to be interesting.
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed up to the sun
'Til we found a sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine
He didn’t see them. Probably thought the old ones were just leathery dudes.
lol
"Hating the Yankees like it's a religion since 94'" RIP Mike.
"It's also a simple and indisputable fact that WAR isn't the be-all end-all in valuations, especially in real life. Wanna know why? Because an ace in run-prevention for 120 innings means more often than not, a sub-standard pitcher covering for the rest of the IP that pitcher fails to provide. You can't see value in a vacuum when a player does not provide full-time production."
Wild times at the World Chess Championship. Twelve games, and all of them draws. Zzzzzzzzzz
Priorities:
1. Yankees lose
2. Red Sox win
You pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!*
(*to step off of while hanging yourself)
Seriously, nothing should end in a draw. That's one of the many reasons I can't get into soccer. Another thrilling scoreless tie that took three hours to play! INCREDIBLE! How does 75% of the world burn down cities and murder each other over this?
- From the 2004 ALCS Game 4 Gamethread. A reminder that no game is over until the final out is recorded, and things will always get better. Misspellings unchanged as a reminder that Yankees fans are just terrible.
To be accurate, a soccer game lasts about 100 minutes; the 90 minutes of regulation and, since the clock never stops, a few minutes added on by the ref for stoppages in play. But yeah, 30,000 people show up, watch them kick the ball around for all that time, no one scores, everyone goes home.
As for chess, I know how to play it but I'm not very good. I have to put the computer on the easy setting to win games.
Priorities:
1. Yankees lose
2. Red Sox win
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