No one in the history of human civilization has ever looked better in a vest than they did before they put it on. No one. The absolute best you can hope for is looking like Marty McFly.Originally Posted by SoxHop
No one in the history of human civilization has ever looked better in a vest than they did before they put it on. No one. The absolute best you can hope for is looking like Marty McFly.
- From the 2004 ALCS Game 4 Gamethread. A reminder that no game is over until the final out is recorded, and things will always get better. Misspellings unchanged as a reminder that Yankees fans are just terrible.
LOL you nailed it Spud.
Jeez, between this and all the discussion about Hanley's vesting option, I'm having trouble getting Mr. Burns singing 'See My Vest' in the Simpsons out of my head.
LOL Awesome story SoxHop. I love it.
I bet you looked fine and dapper.
Please read this like Morgan Freeman was speaking like the narrator in Shawshank Redeption.
"Now I'd have to agree with you, no one in the history of human civilization had ever looked better in a vest than they did before putting it on, but at this one time, in this one place, at this right moment, Soxhop actually did look better in his vest. He shined, he didn't only feel like the man he wanted to be in the vest, he was the man he wanted to be. And when he got up and did Karaoke in that dive bar that night, and pulled off Rappers Delight in that vest, the poeple watching saw spectacle to the only time in history a man had actually looked better in a vest."
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed up to the sun
'Til we found a sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine
So how's everybody doing?
Hey, this guy looks familiar.
- From the 2004 ALCS Game 4 Gamethread. A reminder that no game is over until the final out is recorded, and things will always get better. Misspellings unchanged as a reminder that Yankees fans are just terrible.
Howdy old friend.
I hope that you are doing well.
"Hating the Yankees like it's a religion since 94'" RIP Mike.
"It's also a simple and indisputable fact that WAR isn't the be-all end-all in valuations, especially in real life. Wanna know why? Because an ace in run-prevention for 120 innings means more often than not, a sub-standard pitcher covering for the rest of the IP that pitcher fails to provide. You can't see value in a vacuum when a player does not provide full-time production."
It's been too long! Doing some long overdue maintenance around here to make sure things continue to run smoothly.
Who are you?
Hal sucks
Sorry I haven't been around much - I'm sure nobody missed me - but I feel it's very difficult to contribute anything of worth when I can't watch games or follow the team too closely.
Priorities:
1. Yankees lose
2. Red Sox win
I missed you. It's good to see you back.
As far as contributing anything of worth, there are a lot of posts here, mine included, that are absolutely worthless. LOL
What's up! You have been running this site for about half your life. When you started, you had pimples. Please tell me that you are not gray or balding. That would make me feel very old.
The King of TalkSox has Spoken.
A guy I went to high school with is completely bald on top. He still has the back and sides (the "Patrick Stewart"), but damn, that happened when he was about 24-25. Even Pedroia lasted longer than that I think.
- From the 2004 ALCS Game 4 Gamethread. A reminder that no game is over until the final out is recorded, and things will always get better. Misspellings unchanged as a reminder that Yankees fans are just terrible.
Haha, just noticed your sig line. That's awesome.
As far as men beginning to bald in their early to mid 20s, I think that's a fairly common thing.
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