"I see some 'bad people,' I'm gonna be a little too busy to, uh, make a phone call."
"I see some 'bad people,' I'm gonna be a little too busy to, uh, make a phone call."
Priorities:
1. Yankees lose
2. Red Sox win
Originally Posted by joeycaps
"How would you like me to make your life a living hell?"
"Well I'm not really ready for a relationship Lois, but thank you for asking." LMAO
Ace Ventura! One of the greatest burns ever.
I remember seeing the trailer in the theater and thinking "what the hell is this?!" Turned out to be one of the funniest comedies of the era.
Priorities:
1. Yankees lose
2. Red Sox win
The Boston gig has been cancelled...
What?
Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town.
Priorities:
1. Yankees lose
2. Red Sox win
Its Morphin Time!!!!!
“Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!"
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed up to the sun
'Til we found a sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine
“I’m your huckleberry...”
“Well hello Mr Fancypants.”
“Gimmie some sugar baby.”
“First you wanna kill me. Now you wanna kiss me.”
AHAHAH..... Let's put that in context.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF2DtJBtkis
And Jack left town.
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In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed up to the sun
'Til we found a sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine
"Don't blow smoke up my ass: You'll ruin my autopsy."
-William Parrish (Anthony Hopkins)
Meet Joe Black
When you say it's gonna happen now
When exactly do you mean?
Otis B. Driftwood : You didn't happen to see my suit in there, did you?
Fiorello : Yeah, it was taking up too much room, so we sold it.
Otis B. Driftwood : Did you get anything for it?
Fiorello : Uh... dollar forty.
Otis B. Driftwood : That's my suit all right.
J. Frank Parnell : Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too. When they canceled the project it almost did me in. One day my mind was full to bursting. The next day - nothing. Swept away. But I'll show them. I had a lobotomy in the end.
Otto : Lobotomy? Isn't that for loonies?
Parnell : Not at all. Friend of mine had one. Designer of the neutron bomb. You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It's so small, no one knows it's there until - BLAMMO. Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead. So immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad. That's what happened to this friend of mine. So he had a lobotomy. Now he's well again.
Championships since purchase by John Henry group: Red Sox 4 Yankees 1
The Red Sox are 8-1 in their last 9 postseason games against the Yankees.
PC Danny Butterman: Did you take care of him?
Nicholas Angel: I threw him in the freezer.
PC Danny Butterman: Awwww... you shoulda said 'Cool off'.
Nicholas Angel: Well, you missed it earlier when I distracted him with the monkey and knocked him out and said 'Playtime's over'.
PC Danny Butterman: You're up the fuckin' CHAIN!
Countess Alexandrovna: You're the greatest lover I've ever had.
Boris: I practice a lot when I'm alone.
I had to look that one up. Was that movie good? Maybe I'll try to watch it.
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed up to the sun
'Til we found a sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine
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