RHP Reynaldo Lopez (1-4, 3.42) vs RHP Rick Porcello (8-2, 3.59)

I think it's safe to say Porcello has had the most under the radar season among our starters. He's been sneakily good. But not today. Today he'll be very obviously good, because this is Chicago's butthole we're playing here. Chicago doesn't need two MLB teams, so they canned the White Sox and made them a AAA team. Goods vibes. Win. Dance. Repeat. x2