Two yankees walk into a bar, one says to the other "it smells like shit in here". The other yankee says "yeah, I noticed it in the last bar we were in too".
Two yankees walk into a bar, one says to the other "it smells like shit in here". The other yankee says "yeah, I noticed it in the last bar we were in too".
I had a friend who said " Look! That guy nearly got his leg decapitated".Originally Posted by S5Dewey
The unifying power of humor.
Edit: Btw, this reminds me of a friend who always insisted on being right about everything and also insisted that a particular player had torn his labia.
I didn't even bother.... I just let him continue to make a fool of himself.
I never had the heart to give him shit about it.
"Hating the Yankees like it's a religion since 94'" RIP Mike.
"It's also a simple and indisputable fact that WAR isn't the be-all end-all in valuations, especially in real life. Wanna know why? Because an ace in run-prevention for 120 innings means more often than not, a sub-standard pitcher covering for the rest of the IP that pitcher fails to provide. You can't see value in a vacuum when a player does not provide full-time production."
I love malapropisms.
The King of TalkSox has Spoken.
I used to employ them regularly on Talksox.
Alas, many of the educated folks left here. There is no sense in posting stuff people don't understand.
"Hating the Yankees like it's a religion since 94'" RIP Mike.
"It's also a simple and indisputable fact that WAR isn't the be-all end-all in valuations, especially in real life. Wanna know why? Because an ace in run-prevention for 120 innings means more often than not, a sub-standard pitcher covering for the rest of the IP that pitcher fails to provide. You can't see value in a vacuum when a player does not provide full-time production."
Believe if there is ONE thing they'll understand, it's labia.
Wooo hoooo...... labia!!!!!Believe if there is ONE thing they'll understand, it's labia.
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed up to the sun
'Til we found a sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine
That's what she said!
Is this the Machado Allstar game or something? That's all they talk about.
Scherzer got a funky delivery, while throwing high 90s.
Here's what I don't get about those who hate the ASG. I'm watching it right now and everyone out there is really trying. The NFL Pro Bowl and especially the NBA All-Star game are pretty much shams because nobody wants to play hard or rough. The NBA All-Star game is very much an exhibition, much like the Harlem Globetrotters with virtually no defense.
It helps that a big part of baseball is the contest between pitcher and batter.
Sale 101 MPH
If the AL can get 7 from Sale, it would give their BP a well-earned rest.
As pitchers, the only thing Scherzer and Price have in common is their contracts.
Harper was hoping he'd be facing his father tonight.
No problem. Hembree is rested and ready to come in.
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed up to the sun
'Til we found a sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine
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