Altuve is really only 5'6"?
I learned that a counselor at the school I volunteer at is an idiot.
Baby platypuses are called "puggles" and now that I know this I am so happy.
"Puggle" has also been appropriated by dog owners for a cross-breed of a pug and a beagle. So now I've learned two things today.
Which reminds me of this bit from a Robin Williams show. One of the funniest stand up performances I've ever seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc2JBtrPpIk
I guess this serves as a kind of PSA.
https://www.distractify.com/trending...ngworm-disease
I learned (yet again) that imbeciles walk among us. (Also, who uses their real age on Tinder?)
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-46133262
I learned that voters are so dumb, they'll elect a dead pimp to a state office.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/07/u...mp-nevada.html
“The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson
"When you're dead, you don't know you're dead.
It's only difficult for other people.
It works the same way for stupid."
I learned I can't eat nuts or seeds ever again!
That's been about a fourth of my diet!
Peanut butter is still okay....PHew!!!!!