Originally Posted by
moonslav59
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"Instead of building newer and larger weapons of mass destruction, I think mankind should try to get more use out of the ones we have"
"I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend"
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."
"One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse"
"If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way."
"Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?"
"When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns."
"The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it. Man, I think my heart almost broke. Later the boy came up and offered to give me the toy. This was too much! I reached out my hand, but then he ran away. I chased him down and took the enema bag. He cried a little, but that's the way of these people."
"Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like."
"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face"