08/05 Royals (Montgomery) @ Red Sox (Porcello)

[TylerD]

Porcello is going 9 tonight!

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

X ran through the 3rd base coach stop sign.

Bogie doesn't brake for small animals.

[jung]

Oh really? I woudn't be so sure pal. Since watching Price pitch truly is a Kafkaesque experience.

Its true that I had to pinch myself a few times during Price's last start trying to see if I was awake or asleep. Having convinced myself it was real I was forced to a feverish run to the liquor cabinet screaming the entire way..

[YastrzemskI]

I'm contemplating if I should watch Fever Pitch instead of this game.

[YastrzemskI]

Sorry NESN. I can't really get excited about a preseason football game.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

I'm contemplating if I should watch Fever Pitch instead of this game.

Fever Pitch was just another example of how unfunny Jimmy Fallon actually is.

[TylerD]

Porcello looking decent. Offense isn’t helping.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Yosemite Sam may not be a glove man, but he can certainly handle a couple of six-shooters.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Moe Lester doesn't make that play.

[TylerD]

Looks like a nice night there.

[TylerD]

There we go!!

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

I wonder how rare it is for a team to have the best defense in the league and at the same time be 33 games under .500?

[TylerD]

Sam Travis! 3-0!

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Yosemite Sam! Still an improvement over Moreland.

[Slasher9]

who gets a hit tonight:
A)jbj
b)leon
c)all of the above
d)none of the above

a

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