9/14 SOX @ Phillies 7:05 PM EST

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Any time JD has to move laterally on a fly ball there's gonna be a problem. He's a terrible defensive outfielder. Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Maybe during the offseason Cora can give him some reps at 1st base. If he has to be in games where he can't DH, his playing 1st can't be any worse than his OF play. Or maybe it can. If ever a player was meant to be a DH and nothing else, it's JD.

[jung]

JD sort of looks like how Joe West would look if they stuck a glove on his hand and put him in the OF.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Maybe during the offseason Cora can give him some reps at 1st base. If he has to be in games where he can't DH, his playing 1st can't be any worse than his OF play. Or maybe it can. If ever a player was meant to be a DH and nothing else, it's JD.

Dick Stuart was also a player who should never have had a fielder's glove on. Unfortunately for Stu there wasn't a DH rule when he played.

[TylerD]

JD sort of looks like what Joe West would look like if they stuck a glove on his hand and put him in the OF.

Lol well put.

E Rod is pitching solid as usual.

[Slasher9]

What’s all the yellow for?

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

180 degrees opposite of JD is JBJ. If ever there was a player that was meant to wear a fielder's glove and never swing a bat, it's JBJ.

[Slasher9]

180 degrees opposite of JD is JBJ. If ever there was a player that was meant to wear a fielder's glove and never swing a bat, it's JBJ.

Jd just did his JBj impression with the bat

[Slasher9]

In 2016 I predicted erod would be our #1 starter in 2 years. Was off by 1 season.

[jung]

In 2016 I predicted erod would be our #1 starter in 2 years. Was off by 1 season.

He better not hide that Change one night and forget where he put it.

[TylerD]

I’m pooping. How’s the game?

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Nice bunt following a blind squirrel base hit.

[jung]

Nola's pitches are starting to flatten out a bit.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

E-rod's perfect bunt in the crapper keeping TylerD company.

[Slasher9]

Xander’s in between pitch ticks have gotten completely out of fucking control

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

I'm waiting to read TylerD's upcoming book about baseball. It will be titled GREAT SOX PLAYS I MISSED WHILE TAKING A POOP IN 2019. The book will be very thin.