In your mind, I'm sure I have.
A traveller who is a huge fan of seafood arrives in Boston for the first time. He leaves the airport and hails a cab. After he gets in, he excitedly says to the cabbie, "Hey, I'm new in town. Can you tell me a good place to go to get scrod?" The cabbie replies [in a thick Boston accent], "Pal, I've got to congratulate you. I've heard that question a lot over the years, but that's the first time I've ever heard it in the pluperfect subjunctive."
(I first heard that joke about forty years ago. Only it was the Librarian and school teacher)
Newfoundlander in Boston to Harvard student: "Hey b'y, which way is Fenway Park to?"
Harvard student (after shaking his head in disgust): "Don't you know you're not supposed to end a sentence with a preposition?"
Newfoundlander: "Okay, which way is Fenway Park to, arsehole?"
Championships since purchase by John Henry group: Red Sox 4 Yankees 1
The Red Sox are 8-1 in their last 9 postseason games against the Yankees.
WEEI rips Sale and Red Sox.
"Oh, and why didn’t the most famous, reputable orthopedic surgeon on the planet, Dr. James Andrews, do Sale’s surgery?
A spokesman for Andrews told the Boston Globe that his clinic “suspended elective procedures to comply with an executive order from Florida’s governor Ron DeSantis related to the pandemic.”
https://weei.radio.com/articles/colu...-in-a-pandemic
Championships since purchase by John Henry group: Red Sox 4 Yankees 1
The Red Sox are 8-1 in their last 9 postseason games against the Yankees.
We checked on the Sale situation with Red Sox chief medical officer , Dr . Vinnie Boombatz . It went like this : Reporter : " Why did Chris Sale have Tommy John surgery at this time ?" Dr. Boombatz : " Well , the first surgery of this kind was performed on a pitcher named " Tommy John " . It was quite successful . So they named it after him . Hence , Tommy John surgery . I hope that answers your question . "