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    Quote Originally Posted by mvp 78 View Post
    My kids love listening to him on the way to school. They are horrible at retelling the jokes, but it always puts them in a great mood.
    What's a school?

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    Quote Originally Posted by notin View Post
    What's a school?
    It's something they do online now a days. It's for high the younger generation that grew up with high tech, or at least those that can afford it.

    Tech is also something that we should do so that all Americans can vote, and that the geriatric government should be on already to make gov work.
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    Something funny I read the other day:

    In 20 years our country will be run by people who were home-schooled by parents who were always drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by notin View Post
    What's a school?
    It's currently the second name for my kitchen table.
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    ( I won't say the "C word.")

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmi View Post
    Something funny I read the other day:

    In 20 years our country will be run by people who were home-schooled by parents who were always drunk.
    Can't be drunk when my boss might want a virtual meeting at any minute.
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    ( I won't say the "C word.")

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    Made this yesterday with last of any meat/chicken. Next curb side grocery store pickup is next Sunday.

    Thought that adding pasta to the meat would make it last longer.

    https://www.dimitrasdishes.com/youve...o-based-sauce/
    In the town where I was born
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    In the land of submarines
    So we sailed up to the sun
    'Til we found a sea of green
    And we lived beneath the waves
    In our yellow submarine

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    Quote Originally Posted by mvp 78 View Post
    Can't be drunk when my boss might want a virtual meeting at any minute.
    Or... you can’t risk being sober when your boss drunk dials you via FaceTime...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoxHop View Post
    Made this yesterday with last of any meat/chicken. Next curb side grocery store pickup is next Sunday.

    Thought that adding pasta to the meat would make it last longer.

    https://www.dimitrasdishes.com/youve...o-based-sauce/

    I made this a week or so ago. Strong recommend

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/tasty.c...uffed-meatball

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    Quote Originally Posted by notin View Post
    I made this a week or so ago. Strong recommend

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/tasty.c...uffed-meatball
    I don't even need to make this other than look at the recipe and think "YEA, I NEED GIANT SPAGHETTI STUFFED MEATBALLS" in my life.
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    Just switched from a thunderstorm to snow here. Not gonna miss New England weather when I move away
    Quote Originally Posted by mvp 78 View Post
    I can't disagree with you

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoxHop View Post
    I don't even need to make this other than look at the recipe and think "YEA, I NEED GIANT SPAGHETTI STUFFED MEATBALLS" in my life.
    Oh but you do need it. The secret ingredient is 1/2 pound of awesome...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder View Post
    Just switched from a thunderstorm to snow here. Not gonna miss New England weather when I move away
    I'm going to give you a tip from an older guy. Move down to at least the middle or south part of the USA for a while. Then evaluate the weather situation. And try to forget about pizza while you do that.
    In the town where I was born
    Lived a man who sailed to sea
    And he told us of his life
    In the land of submarines
    So we sailed up to the sun
    'Til we found a sea of green
    And we lived beneath the waves
    In our yellow submarine

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoxHop View Post
    I'm going to give you a tip from an older guy. Move down to at least the middle or south part of the USA for a while. Then evaluate the weather situation. And try to forget about pizza while you do that.
    Funny you should mention that. That's exactly the part of the country I'm targeting. I really love Ohio, particularly Cincinnati when I was there with UConn in November. I'm also high on Austin (yes, I know you live there), Atlanta, and Nashville, although I haven't been to Nashville. My sister-in-law grew up there and her father used to be a dean at Vanderbilt
    Quote Originally Posted by mvp 78 View Post
    I can't disagree with you

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    Quote Originally Posted by notin View Post
    Oh but you do need it. The secret ingredient is 1/2 pound of awesome...
    I imagine the same effect or close to it would be achieved when serving this as this scene from one of my favorite movies.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4lZcEY4nII
    In the town where I was born
    Lived a man who sailed to sea
    And he told us of his life
    In the land of submarines
    So we sailed up to the sun
    'Til we found a sea of green
    And we lived beneath the waves
    In our yellow submarine

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    Going to be a rainy day here in Austin. Most times I really love the rain. Fired up the heater to the pool, I'm going swimming all day.

    Ran out of eggs, bread, and cereal as of two days ago. Not sure what to eat for breakfast. The wife's answer to that is always rice.
    In the town where I was born
    Lived a man who sailed to sea
    And he told us of his life
    In the land of submarines
    So we sailed up to the sun
    'Til we found a sea of green
    And we lived beneath the waves
    In our yellow submarine

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