Game Thread - 08/01 - Sox (Godley) @ Stanks (Tanaka)

[TylerD]

Please win

Oilers lost. I can’t take anymore losing

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Please win

Oilers lost. I can’t take anymore losing

I guarantee a win. Tanaka will get taknockedaround tanight.

[TylerD]

I guarantee a win. Tanaka will get taknockedaround tanight.

I like the optimism my man!!

[Thunder]

Gotta love the OG Fox theme song. Win. Dance. Repeat

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Horse Feathers.

[TylerD]

We’re losing

I’m shocked.

[Thunder]

Judge is hotter than a fox in a forest fire

[Thunder]

Hey Tzu Wei Lin, your mask goes over your nose too

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

If pitching is 80% of the game, the SOX are 70% short.

[Thunder]

If pitching is 80% of the game, the SOX are 70% short.

30% of the time, it works 100% of the time

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

I'd love to see the Yankems go 20-1 and then have the rest of the season cancelled.

[YastrzemskI]

Horse Feathers.

Can’t believe the Sox let horses hit home runs off their pitchers. How does a horse wear cleats anyway? And a baseball uniform? I always thought that a horse is a horse u’course u’course.

[Thunder]

I'd love to see the Yankems go 20-1 and then have the rest of the season cancelled.

I hope Girardi and Didi get some revenge this week

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Can’t believe the Sox let horses hit home runs off their pitchers. How does a horse wear cleats anyway? And a baseball uniform? I always thought that a horse is a horse u’course u’course.

Except for Mr Ed, he's the only other horse I know of that has the amazing ability to talk.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Btw, pigs are supposed to be smarter than horses, but the SOX pitching staff disproves that fact.