Anybody got some?
Anybody got some?
There once was a GM named DD
Who traded all prospects but Devers
We won us a ring
That made us all sing
But now the cliff looms forevers
When you say it's gonna happen now
When exactly do you mean?
There once was a GM named Bloom
Who tried to rescue the Sox from their doom
He scoured the trash heap
For arms that cam cheap
And they pitched the team into a tomb
An Ogden Nash-Style Tribute to 2020 Red Sox Pitching Meaning The Title is Very Long for an Extremely Short Poem
by notin
Hart
Shouldn't start.
Triggs
Doesn't Belong in Bigs.
Championships since purchase by John Henry group: Red Sox 4 Yankees 1
The Red Sox are 8-1 in their last 9 postseason games against the Yankees.
Springs
Will Not Yield Rings.
Championships since purchase by John Henry group: Red Sox 4 Yankees 1
The Red Sox are 8-1 in their last 9 postseason games against the Yankees.
The Sox had a pitcher named Nate.
Who threw every pitch 98
He could never stay healthy
Still DD made him wealthy
And now all we can do is wait
Precious love, I'll give it to you
Blue as the sky and deep
In the eyes of a love so true
Beautiful face, you make me feel
Light on the stairs and lost
In the air of a love so real
You can count on me
Count on my love
Count on me
Count on my love
To see you through
Emerald eyes and China perfume
Caught on the wheel and lost
In the feel of a love so soon
Ruby lips, you make my song
Into the night and saved by
The light of a love so strong
You can count on me
Count on my love
Count on me
Count on my love
To see you through
Woo hoo hoo hoo
You can count on me, girl
(Count on me)
You can count on my love
(Count on my love)
Precious love, I'll give it to you
Blue as the sky and deep
In the eyes of a love so true
Beautiful face, you make me feel
Light on the stairs and lost
In the air of a love so real
You can count on me
Count on my love
Count on me
Count on my love
-Jefferson Airplane "Count On Me"
When you say it's gonna happen now
When exactly do you mean?
There once was a game down at Safeco
a game against Bosox for keepers
whenever they scored
so many fans roared
I looked around at the tee-shirts and said, "Jeepers!"
There once was a stud named Big Papi
Who made all us Sox fans so happy
He homered and swore
Certainly never a bore
The Hall awaits-you'll all see
When you say it's gonna happen now
When exactly do you mean?
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be catchers
Don't let 'em wear face masks or squat in the dust
Let 'em be shortstops, first basemen and such
Championships since purchase by John Henry group: Red Sox 4 Yankees 1
The Red Sox are 8-1 in their last 9 postseason games against the Yankees.