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    Poetry

    Anybody got some?

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    There once was a GM named DD
    Who traded all prospects but Devers
    We won us a ring
    That made us all sing
    But now the cliff looms forevers
    Sox 4 Ever

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    Boston Red Sox fans
    Have just about given up
    But Dalbec is good
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    I can't disagree with you

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    There once was a GM named Bloom
    Who tried to rescue the Sox from their doom
    He scoured the trash heap
    For arms that cam cheap
    And they pitched the team into a tomb

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    An Ogden Nash-Style Tribute to 2020 Red Sox Pitching Meaning The Title is Very Long for an Extremely Short Poem

    by notin

    Hart
    Shouldn't start.

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    Doesn't Belong in Bigs.
    Championships since purchase by John Henry group: Red Sox 4 Yankees 1

    The Red Sox are 8-1 in their last 9 postseason games against the Yankees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by notin View Post
    An Ogden Nash-Style Tribute to 2020 Red Sox Pitching Meaning The Title is Very Long for an Extremely Short Poem

    by notin

    Hart
    Shouldn't start.
    Where can I find somebody like Mrs. notin? She seems like she puts up with guys like us.
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    I can't disagree with you

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    Will Not Yield Rings.
    Championships since purchase by John Henry group: Red Sox 4 Yankees 1

    The Red Sox are 8-1 in their last 9 postseason games against the Yankees.

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    There once was a Red Sox named Mookie
    who was great since he was a rookie.
    But he cost too much dough
    so Bloom told him to blow.
    Now the Sox all play like dookie.
    Quote Originally Posted by moonslav59 View Post
    ( I won't say the "C word.")

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder View Post
    Where can I find somebody like Mrs. notin? She seems like she puts up with guys like us.
    Marry a Special Ed teacher. Sure, you occasionally get diagnosed with some psychological condition you're fairly certain you don't have, but whatever you do, she's seen worse behavior...

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    The Sox had a pitcher named Nate.
    Who threw every pitch 98
    He could never stay healthy
    Still DD made him wealthy
    And now all we can do is wait

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    Precious love, I'll give it to you
    Blue as the sky and deep
    In the eyes of a love so true

    Beautiful face, you make me feel
    Light on the stairs and lost
    In the air of a love so real

    You can count on me
    Count on my love
    Count on me
    Count on my love
    To see you through

    Emerald eyes and China perfume
    Caught on the wheel and lost
    In the feel of a love so soon

    Ruby lips, you make my song
    Into the night and saved by
    The light of a love so strong
    You can count on me

    Count on my love
    Count on me
    Count on my love
    To see you through

    Woo hoo hoo hoo
    You can count on me, girl
    (Count on me)
    You can count on my love
    (Count on my love)

    Precious love, I'll give it to you
    Blue as the sky and deep
    In the eyes of a love so true

    Beautiful face, you make me feel
    Light on the stairs and lost
    In the air of a love so real

    You can count on me
    Count on my love
    Count on me
    Count on my love

    -Jefferson Airplane "Count On Me"
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    There once was a game down at Safeco
    a game against Bosox for keepers
    whenever they scored
    so many fans roared
    I looked around at the tee-shirts and said, "Jeepers!"

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    There once was a stud named Big Papi
    Who made all us Sox fans so happy
    He homered and swore
    Certainly never a bore
    The Hall awaits-you'll all see
    Sox 4 Ever

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    Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be catchers
    Don't let 'em wear face masks or squat in the dust
    Let 'em be shortstops, first basemen and such
    Championships since purchase by John Henry group: Red Sox 4 Yankees 1

    The Red Sox are 8-1 in their last 9 postseason games against the Yankees.

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