Red Sox/Yankees
One foggy night, a Yankees fan was heading north from New York and a
Red Sox fan was driving south from Boston While crossing a narrow
bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars. The Red Sox
fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage.
He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Yankees fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too
feeling fortunate to have survived. The Yankees fan walks over to the
Red Sox fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we
should
put away our petty differences and
live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Red Sox fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're
absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if
something else survived the wreck." The Red Sox fan then pops open
his
trunk and removes a full, undamaged
bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Yankee fan, "I think this is
another sign we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Yankee
fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the
bottle, he hands it back to the Red Sox fan and says, "Your turn!"
The
Red Sox fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest
of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think
I'll just wait for the cops to show up.